Complete each sentence with an anecdote of sexual adventure or misadventure:
1. The first time I . . .
Silverdrop (SD): … heard him say that he loved me, I didn’t know how to respond. I asked him what colour knickers I should put on.
SilverHubby (SH): … ever held Silverdrop in my arms. It was in an airport arrivals area. My flight was still showing as ‘In Customs’, so she wasn’t expecting me through yet and was sitting there quietly reading a book (yes, a real book back in those days). I scooped her up into my arms and we squeezed each other like we never wanted to let go. I whispered “Cum now.” in her left ear – and she did.
2. The last time I . . .
Silverdrop (SD): … spent the night in a bed alone was over six months ago. Sometimes I have nightmares. I’m glad I have someone to cling to now when that happens.
SilverHubby (SH): … told a partner that I was bisexual, it went very badly. When I told Silverdrop, that was when she decided she wanted me.
3. The only time I . . .
Silverdrop (SD): … ever regretted sex was when I had a one-night stand in college with a guy who completely lost all interest in me after that. I’m still very grateful that I didn’t get an STI.
SilverHubby (SH): … ever wish Silverdrop’s body was other than the cuddly, girly shaped body that it is, is when I see her wearing a strap-on. Because then I wish she had a biological cock so I could suck her balls dry.
4. My best . . .
Silverdrop (SD): … fuck always seems to be the most recent. Seriously, how does that work? How does he just keep getting better and better?
SilverHubby (SH): … friend is also my lover and wife. Which means I have a wife and a fuck-buddy! Does that mean we’re friends-with-benefits?
5. My worst . . .
Silverdrop (SD): … sex ended with a trip to the emergency room with a locked jaw. Needless to say, nobody came.
SilverHubby (SH): … sex ever was a so-called “mercy fuck”. This was with a previous partner who never really liked sex, but felt that she sometimes had to give it to me. I still feel embarrassed that I took it.
BONUS: Everyone, however much experienced, still has some unfulfilled desires. What is at the top of your yet-to-do list?
Silverdrop (SD): … I’d love to go to a kinky play party.
SilverHubby (SH): … MMF threesome. I’m pansexual and love cock as much as I love pussy. We could also fulfil Silverdrop’s double penetration fantasy while we’re at it. That’s assuming I could get her hands and mouth off of two cocks long enough to penetrate her. 😉