#TMITuesday: A blank expression

Fill in the blanks.

1.
Silverdrop (SD): I’m the type of person that likes to be read to in bed.SilverHubby and I read bedtime stories each other every night. Sometimes it’s erotica, but not always.
SilverHubby (SH): I’m the type of person that likes to befun in bed. Whether I am actively domming and/or topping, having vanilla-ish sex (because “ish” is as close to we get to vanilla), I try and make it fun. There is a lot of laughter in our sex life, and not just from Silverdrop when I get undressed. And in our non-sex life as well.

2.
Silverdrop (SD): If the sexiest person I know propositioned me for sex, I wouldthink about it. I mean, he’s terribly sexy and all, but we might’ve just eaten. Or the dishes need washing up. Or maybe we just had sex ten minutes ago. I adore him madly, but we can’t be having sex every minute. (And yes, I am talking about SilverHubby!)
SilverHubby (SH): If the sexiest person I know propositioned me for sex, I wouldsay ‘Sure, so long as you’re up for a threesome or moresome, because Silverdrop and I come as a package deal. Still interested?’ Of course, some years ago, the sexiest person I knew did proposition me for sex, and I ended up marrying her. (And yes, I am talking about Silverdrop!)

3.  

Silverdrop (SD): The worst part about doing anything when I am naked is it’s so damn cold! I’d love to walk around the house naked all the time (and SilverHubby would certainly like me to!) but it’s only warm enough for a few weeks in the summer.
SilverHubby (SH): The worst part about walking around the house  when I am naked (which is often, as I’m most comfortable that way) is that Silverdrop can’t join me because she feels the cold more than I do.

4.
Silverdrop (SD): I regret my first sexual experiences were tainted by shameReligion is a bitch. I wish I’d been raised atheist.
SilverHubby (SH): I regret my first male loverNot that I had him, because it was one of the most erotic and intense relationships of my life. But that I was too young and inexperienced to enjoy it physically and emotionally as much as I could’ve done. Also, that I could not admit to myself, let along tell him, that I loved him. Still do.

5. 

Silverdrop (SD): The last sexual/kinky thing I expected to like was facials. I love giving head. I love humiliation play. But when we tried facials (on several occasions) it just didn’t work for me.
SilverHubby (SH): The last sexual/kinky thing I expected to like was the taste of another man’s spunk. Many years ago, I discovered that I don’t like it. I love it. I also like the taste of my own. I often have Silverdrop collect my spunk in her hand and bring it to my mouth when I’ve had a wank.

6. 

Silverdrop (SD): Recently, I flashed someone. It was unintentional. I forgot the curtains were open when I came in from the shower. SilverHubby noticed the garbage man in his truck had a very nice view and seemed to be enjoying it.
SilverHubby (SH): Recently, I fell in love all over again with someone. For some years, I’d had to travel extensively on business, and so been away from Silverdrop a lot of the time. And, frankly, this caused us to drift apart a little emotionally. But life has changed, and we have been together most of the time for about a year now. And we both feel that we have reconnected and are closer than ever before. And that really had felt like falling in love all over again.

Bonus: You have been kidnapped by lesbians and dragged into a lesbian orgy, what are you going to do?

Silverdrop (SD): Press charges! Unless you mean consensually play-kidnapped, in which case, I would politely insist that there had been some mistake, as I had expected to be dragged into a cock-inclusive orgy.
SilverHubby (SH): Initially, I’d look very confused, since I’m unclear with what lesbians would want with a man at their orgy. On the other hand, if they want me for some strap-on sex, I’m gay bisexual pansexual game!

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About silverdrop

Silverdrop and SilverHubby are a middle aged married opposite-sex couple living in the UK. Silverdrop is gender-queer and SilverHubby is pansexual. We use this blog to talk about our sex lives (especially our fanaticism about anal and pegging), share erotic photos, and offer sex toy reviews. Our [sex isn't always great], mostly because of our health problems, but we always write honestly about it. Our kinks include BDSM, gender-play, pegging, roleplay, fantasy, and lots and lots of anal.