#TMITuesday – Porn, Sex etc.

Porn and sex in the same TMI Tuesday?

*Gasp, shock, horror*  What is the world coming to?  EVERYBODY PANIC!

You want us to do what?

You want us to do what?

1. What sex act have you seen in porn videos/films and have never done but want to do? (Describe act or post a link).
Silverdrop (SD):
 On my knees, one man in my mouth and another fucking me from behind. Wait, no, add a third man lying under me, so I can be fucked three ways at once. Mmmmm…
SilverHubby (SH):
We don’t actually watch much porn any more – too unrealistic, in our experience. MMF threesome. The guy needs to be bisexual – I am bisexual pansexual. Ideally, it would actually be us two with another couple, in a situation where we all lost track of who was doing what to whom and with what. Hey! I can wish, can’t I?

From http://www.virtualsin.wordpress.com
2. A lot of porn is remakes of old ideas. It’s difficult to be creative in porn because it’s all basically about the same thing. Everyone is starved for ideas, and if some new idea is successful, it’s immediately swamped by knock-offs. Do you have an idea for something even a little bit new in porn?
SD: 
Okay, so there are these sorority sisters, right? And they order a pizza. And when the delivery guy gets there, he finds them having a pillow fight….

(Nope. I got nothing.)
SH: I don’t expect the porn industry to come up with new ideas. It’s all basically variations of insert tab A into slot B with various numbers and combinations of participants and sexualities, and I’m OK with that. What I’m not OK with is the lack of disabled people, or even ‘ordinary’ i.e. not orange/beautiful/perfect/enhanced/young people all the time. What I also want is for more of the performers to look like they’re actually enjoying themselves. And while I’m on a riff: what about men ejaculating inside their partner (mouth, anus or vagina) – condoms on, of course – I do not need to see spunk all over one (or more) of the participants to know that fun has been had. Hmm, this is in danger of becoming a rant, I shall shut up now.
SD: Yes, I’d like to see older or disabled people too!

From https://hersecretlibrary.wordpress.com
3. Whilst ideally we’d all like to say our partner provides us with the best orgasms, what’s really making you see stars?
a) masturbation
b) sex toys
c) my partner(s)
SD:
 Masturbating my clitoris and cunt with a sex toy while my partner fucks me in the ass.
SH:
Err, but I do have my best orgasms (in my whole life ever, bar none) with Silverdrop. But to be specific: prostate orgasms. With the help of Silverdrop’s fingers, a toy or SD pegging me. These orgasms can leave me a weak and quivering mess. Incidentally, I bet SD’s answer involves her G spot.
Err, I was wrong about SD’s answer. *hangs head in shame* Or not.

4. Have you ever ‘cheated’ on your partner, and did they know/find out? Would you want someone to tell you if your partner was ‘cheating’? Define what you consider ‘cheating’.
SD:
  I have to agree with Dan Savage that far too much stress has been laid on monogamy as the be-all and end-all of how to measure the status of a relationship. I’m almost certain my first husband never cheated on me. What ended our marriage was him failing to honour the ‘to have and to hold, to love and to cherish’ part of our vows. I think giving in to emotional weakness and hormonal urges is forgivable. Failing to love and respect and care for your partner – not so much.
SH:
Yes, I cheated on my first wife with Silverdrop. Although I was already completely emotionally divorced from that relationship, and looking for a way to end it before I met SD, I still cheated. My first wife did not find out, so far as I know, but she suspected there was someone else. I would want someone to tell me if my partner was ‘cheating’ – ideally my partner. I do not consider the traditional definition of cheating to be accurate. For me, it is the dishonesty of a secret partner that is the problem. A part of me regrets that I cheated on my first wife, by being dishonest. I will not do that to SD.

 

Bonus: Give us 2-3 erotic paragraphs incorporating the following words in your story(ette): Magnificent, Nero, Licks, Hard, Nipples. (And no, you can’t use them all in one sentence).
SD:
 “That’s a magnificent litter,” Jack said, as they looked down into the nursing bed. Eleven blind puppies squirmed and competed for a space at their mother’s nipples.

“Yes, Tansy is a good mother,” Nathan said proudly. Though clearly exhausted, he knew the bitch wouldn’t sleep until she had licked her puppies clean. “It’ll be a few months before any of these are ready to leave home. Are you sure you want a boxer?”

“I had a boxer named Nero when I was little. I took it so hard when he got cancer and had to be put down. I know it wouldn’t be the same, but they make such great pets.” Jack replied.

“Then I’ll reserve one for you,” Nathan said.

“Thanks. Hey, wanna fuck?”

“I thought you’d never ask.”

SH: No time. I have a Silverdrop to err, deal with, because she is very silly and I love her.  😉

Note to those who wonder: SD does her answers first, without SH looking. Then SH dictates his answers for her to type. This way, we both answer without being influenced by what the other has already said. This sometimes has amusing results.

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About silverdrop

Silverdrop and SilverHubby are a middle aged married opposite-sex couple living in the UK. Silverdrop is gender-queer and SilverHubby is pansexual. We use this blog to talk about our sex lives (especially our fanaticism about anal and pegging), share erotic photos, and offer sex toy reviews. Our [sex isn't always great], mostly because of our health problems, but we always write honestly about it. Our kinks include BDSM, gender-play, pegging, roleplay, fantasy, and lots and lots of anal.

4 thoughts on “#TMITuesday – Porn, Sex etc.

  1. Cee

    I like your ‘rant’ in #2! I would like to see people enjoying themselves in the little porn that I have seen. I would also like to see actors and actresses with straight teeth. I would also like to ban french manicures on them – they are so 1995. 😉

  2. the late phoenix

    you two make an awesome duo. the nursing bed reminds me of the mystery behind the current anime showing on Toonami, Sword Art Online. i want to write an anime…but first i need to leave the house…what am i saying? this is anime, i’m in the perfect position…

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