#WickedWednesday – I Never Heard These in Nursery School


So I asked SilverHubby to handle this one – as he does most of the Wicked Wednesday posts. This is what he said…

When was the last time I ran with the Wicked Wednesday prompt in the obvious way? You only have to see the archive for examples of me wandering off at a tangent. Some might even call it verbal rambling, but that would be a slanderous lie.

So, nursery rhymes, some of which I heard in the Air Force, some from my own furtive fertile imagination.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
But all the king’s horses and all the king’s men,
said “Crap! Scrambled eggs for breakfast again!”

Hickory dickory dock.
Her lips wrapped round my cock.
The clock struck one.
She made me come.
Hickory dickory dock.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a round of cheese.
Jack came down with a smile on his face,
And his trousers round his knees.

Oh the Grand old duke of York
He fucked ten thousand men
He fucked them up to the top of the hill
And he fucked them down again
And when he was up he was up
And when he was down he was down
And when he was only half way up
He had to get more lube.

Who me, silly?


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Silverdrop and SilverHubby are a middle aged married opposite-sex couple living in the UK. Silverdrop is gender-queer and SilverHubby is pansexual. We use this blog to talk about our sex lives (especially our fanaticism about anal and pegging), share erotic photos, and offer sex toy reviews. Our [sex isn't always great], mostly because of our health problems, but we always write honestly about it. Our kinks include BDSM, gender-play, pegging, roleplay, fantasy, and lots and lots of anal.

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