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#TMITuesday – Lovers, partners, exes, and Betty White?

Um, we thought some of these questions too silly, or just not applicable to us, so we may have gone off on a tangent or three.


1. Tell us something kinky that you refused to do with a partner (ex or present) but secretly wish you had done.
Silverdrop (SD): This question doesn’t even begin to make sense. Wishing to do something and refusing to do something are not compatible. There are things that I wish to do that are impracticable for various reasons. And things I refuse to do because it wouldn’t be sexy for me. These two sets of activities are completely separate.
SilverHubby (SH): Refuse to do something kinky? What? Hello, have you met me? (OK, OK, so you haven’t, but still) I’m at least as much of a slut (yes, a sadistic dominant can still be a slut – trust me) as SD is. She’s never suggested anything so far that I haven’t been up for and that works both ways. That goes for all the previous partners I can remember (male and female) also.


2. Pick your top three lovers and explain why you picked them!
Silverdrop (SD): Number 1 is SilverHubby. He is absolutely breathtakingly amazing as a lover. It couldn’t possibly be better than this without involving potential coronary risk. Number 2 is me. I know just how to touch me. I know exactly what toys are wanted and what speed to thrust. I’m a damned good lover and I’ve given myself many orgasms. Number 3 is everybody else.
SilverHubby (SH): Err, difficult, but I’ll try:

Male B
: my first (and so far only, but the day is yet young) male lover. He had a beautiful cock that I could have spurting into my mouth within a couple of minutes. OK, so we were both 17 and horny as hell, but still.
H: She was a virgin (the only one I have ever known, I think). She was shy and nervous. I like to think I did a good job of helping her to explore her sexuality, body and what she liked to do and have done.
Female B: She was the woman who restored my self-confidence in many ways after too many years in a first marriage that should never have happened. Sub and masochistic and knew what she wanted (which was me at the time). We had no long term future because our lives and what we wanted from them where too different. But kink and sex we were almost 100% compatible. She was just what I needed at that time. We were good for each other. I still miss you, B. SD knows all about you. 🙂

SD: Wait, don’t I make your list?
SH: I thought it was exes!
SD: I put you as my number one lover but I don’t even make your list!
SH: I thought it was exes!
SD: That’s it, I’m not sucking you tonight.
SH: But anal is still on?
SD: Well, duh!


3. Where on your body would you get your ex’s name inked on your body if you had to?
Silverdrop (SD): If I had to, then I would insist on using his full name – all three names. I would have the tatoo artist put each letter right atop the other and then I’d be left with a new mole somewhere.
SilverHubby (SH): Had to? Me Dom. Me no have to.


4. Would you rather have sex on a Ferris Wheel or the bumper cars?
Silverdrop (SD): The carousel. The up and down is built right in.
SilverHubby (SH): What is this OR of which you speak? Me Dom. Me want it all. Me want it now. AND is the Boolean logic operator in use around here. OR, indeed! Hah!


5. Men: Have you ever tracked a friend’s or partner’s periods for the purpose of treating them different during that time? Women: How would you feel if a partner did this?
Silverdrop (SD): Good luck tracking my period. My cycle goes anywhere from 26 to 167 days.
SilverHubby (SH): Err, no. Forgive me for being dense, but I’m far from sure I understand the purpose of the question. Period blood has never bothered me, if that’s what you mean. I’ll happily have vaginal sex with a woman who’s bleeding, so long as she’s OK with it.



Would you rather eat a white crayon or go down on Betty White?
Silverdrop (SD): I’m almost completely heterosexual, so I’ll take the crayon option. However, Betty White’s pretty awesome, so I hope she’s getting some.
SilverHubby (SH): Who the frag is Betty White? (SD explains). Ah, never seen Golden Girls, except a few seconds in passing. Well, I’m not going to eat a white crayon, unless that is a euphemism for something much more interesting. As for Betty White – has anybody asked her what she thinks of this proposition? I’m told I am very good at cunnilingus, but she may not want it from me. I have insufficient data to answer the question.


Note to those who wonder: SD does her answers first, without SH looking. Then SH dictates his answers for her to type. This way, we both answer without being influenced by what the other has already said. This sometimes has amusing results.

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