So, an interesting TMITuesday this week.
Fill in the blanks.
1. My passion project is _____ .
Silverdrop (SD): My passion project, if I understand the term correctly, would be my marriage. There’s nothing else that matters to me as much.
SilverHubby (SH): Passion Project? What’s one of those? Could it be where I help SD to have a clit that could, at will, expand to be a cock, because she’d really like that (as would I). Or did you want a more realistic one? Hmm, planning our ‘Happy Ever After’ home – which isn’t this one, but we’re getting there slowly.
2. In the morning I hate to _____ .
SD: Deal with my bladder waking up before the rest of my body is ready to. No accidents yet, so fingers crossed.
SH: Wake up alone. I find it very difficult to sleep without SD next to me. If I wake up without her I feel empty, alone, upset. What can I say? I love her with a passion that I do not have enough words for, and she me. Being apart, which thankfully doesn’t happen very often, is hard for both of us.
SH: I’m glad there have been no accidents – I’m not into watersports.
SD: No dear. No matter how much we would wish otherwise, one day we’re going to be in a nursing home wearing diapers together.
SH: No we bloody aren’t!
3. If _____ were bigger, I would like it.
SD: Our house. As it is, there’s barely enough room for SH to swing his dick.
SH: My energy reserves. I have osteo-arthritis and am in varying but constant pain. This dramatically limits my ability to look after SD (who has her own medical issues) and I hate it. That was a non-sexy answer, wasn’t it?
4. Please don’t _____ close to me.
SD: Make a lot of noise. Or I’ll have to put in my earplugs.
SH: Use the alternative [close on]. Anyone in sales will recognise that one. It’s a way of closing a sale where not buying is not an option. Example: Instead of asking “Would you like to but this red silk top?” which can potentially be answered with a “No.” (a closed question is one that can be answered with a yes or no), you instead ask “Would you like the red silk or the yellow silk top?” The point of that ramble (yes, dear reader, there is one)? Me Dom. Me want it all. Me want it now. Me want more tomorrow. Therefore, as I have said before, AND is the Boolean logic operator we use around here. This means that I would say “I’ll just wrap up the red and the yellow silk tops.”
5. I have had strange things happen to me but ______ is the worst.
SD: Fibromyalgia. It’s dreadful when a touch feels like a stab, and sometimes I can’t bare to be touched at all.
SH: Discovering that I like cock as well as pussy at an early age. Oh, I thought the last word of the question was best. Silly me.
6. Oh baby that feels good. Will you _____ my _____ ?
SD: Rub my feet. SH claims that the noise I make when he rubs my feet could be a porn soundtrack.
SH: Be my slavegirl for ever? (SD has already said yes to that)
What is one thing that you do to make yourself (and only yourself) happy? This is something that you do that makes you feel uplifted and blissful when you get done and something you can repeat often.
SD: Play with my dog.
SH: Drink tea from an empty cup. I can do this, and taste it. I can do it with other smells and tastes too. It’s a meditation technique that I have always been able to do. I can watch a rock grow too, although that one is a little harder.
Note to those who wonder: SD does her answers first, without SH looking. Then SH dictates his answers for her to type. This way, we both answer without being influenced by what the other has already said. This sometimes has amusing results.
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