#WickedWednesday – SilverHubby: “Tease, moi?”

You have been warned.

You have been warned.

So I asked SilverHubby about teasing, and this is what he said:

I have nothing to say about teasing, since I never do it. Me, tease? The very thought of it!

Meanwhile, back in reality.

Moi, tease? That’s slander, that is. IF I liked to tease, and that is a big if, here are some of the things I might do. Might, you understand:

Restrain you completely. Show you the BigBadMean flogger. You tense up. The BigBadMean flogger is a thud toy and it hurts. Then I run its tails very gently up the oh-so-sensitive skin of your inner thighs.

Lean down and whisper into your ear that you are a cock-hungry slut and I am going to fuck you senseless. That’s a tease, but nothing major, right? Except that I did it in the line at the checkout at the grocery store.

Inform you that you are not permitted to orgasm for an unspecified period of time. Then, with words and actions, keep you stimulated to the edge of coming.

Order youΒ  not touch me. Then I stroke you all over, face, breasts, belly, thighs, cunt, back etc. The twist? I’m stroking you with my cock. Your reaction (if I was doing this – I don’t tease, remember) as it passes across your lips (both ends) and other places is memorable. Or would be, if I ever did this.

Say and do things in public, which appear innocent to onlookers, that are deeply sexual to us.

Walk past you, unexpectedly naked and erect, when you are reading/computering/otherwise distracted. Saying nothing, wondering whether you will notice. Acting innocent if you point out to me what I’m doing.

Did it suddenly get hotter in here?

So, faithful readers, would you call SilverHubby a tease? If he did any of those things, of course. Β πŸ™‚

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About silverdrop

Silverdrop and SilverHubby are a middle aged married opposite-sex couple living in the UK. Silverdrop is gender-queer and SilverHubby is pansexual. We use this blog to talk about our sex lives (especially our fanaticism about anal and pegging), share erotic photos, and offer sex toy reviews. Our [sex isn’t always great], mostly because of our health problems, but we always write honestly about it. Our kinks include BDSM, gender-play, pegging, roleplay, fantasy, and lots and lots of anal.

9 thoughts on “#WickedWednesday – SilverHubby: “Tease, moi?”

  1. Molly

    This made me really laugh ” Except that I did it in the line at the checkout at the grocery store.” Just for this he is automatically a tease


  2. Heaven

    Wow, I say hubby is such a big tease for someone who said they don’t LOL. Yea by time I got done reading it was hot as hell. I love the little picture too.

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