We recently had to replace two laptops. Mine was old and feeble, Silverdrop’s had been dropped at one point, and the case cracked where the power plugs in. This made the connection loose, and sometimes caused the receiver to be pushed back into the case. I used a pair of tweezers to persuade it back into position.
When her new laptop arrived, I mentioned how the tweezers could be put back into the hobby room, unless she wanted be to pluck her pubic air for her. She looked at me with what I think of as the SassySub look and said, with a note of fear and surprise in her voice, “But I thought you weren’t into that!”
I gave her the EvilEye and said, “Challenge accepted,”