It’s been a while since we play Toy With Me Tuesday, and it’s time we rectified that.
This is not what many people expect to see when they open a filing cabinet, yet it is just one of several drawers and other spaces in our home where the sex toys have taken over. Are we out of control?
The sex toys are taking over.
Click below to see who else is playing with their toys this Tuesday.
Forgive the quality of this image – it’s around 10 years old and taken with a crappy camera.
Back then, we hadn’t discovered commercial sex toys in a big way, so we mostly improvised with what we had. Simpler times. And much cheaper. I doubt everything in the picture came to more than $20. Now we have a collection worth several thousand.
We have a chrome drainer we use to park sex toys awaiting cleaning – it’s not always easy to summon up the energy to clean them straight after a thorough use, is it? Anyway, here is the aftermath of a particularly long and intensive session last weekend.
A number of commenters wondered how SilverHubby reacted when I walked into our bedroom equipped thus on Saturday evening. Well, his eyes went wide and lit up with lust. However, he then (rightly) pointed out that, much as he doesn’t ever think about anal or pegging, he does only have only the one orifice available for this arrangement. I grinned.
He took the hint and took the harness from me and, removing the Brent Corrigan dildo (the larger one) of the two), tried to put the harness on while I looked forward to some serious double penetration play. Then it all went wrong. SilverHubby’s cock is somewhat longer than average, and much thicker, and he found he couldn’t get his erection through the ‘O’ ring! We waited for his to err, subside, and he could get it on. It then became very uncomfortable when his erection tried to return. 🙁
I had to settle for anal+manually thrusting one of our other toys in my cunt.
I shall try to enlarge the O-ring on the harness and we will try again.