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Review: Sailor Softskin Packer Cock.

Disclosure: LoveHoney sent us a free Pleasure Works Sailor Softskin (small) packer cock in exchange for an honest review.

Sailor Softskin Packer Cock

Sailor Softskin Packer Cock

Pros:

  • Realistic shape.
  • Detailed sculpting.
  • Nice to the touch.

Cons:

  • Sickly sweet odour.
  • Too large for realistic packing.
  • Circumcised.

Summary:

Looks and feels great, but the smell makes it unusable for us.

1 out of 5 stars

Where to buy: Lovehoney UK

Recommended instead of this product: Fleshlight Limpy size small

A packer cock is worn by a female to male transsexual to simulate the trouser bulge of male genitals. It can also be fun for women like me, who like to play with gender for fun, even if it’s just in the bedroom.

This is my third packer cock, and like the previous two, it creates a bulge that feels a bit too large to be lifelike. According to Wikipedia, the average flaccid penis length is 4″ with a circumference of 3.9″. This product is slightly larger than that average, yet it markets itself as “small”. Furthermore, since FtM transsexuals are often shorter and slighter in build than their cis-gender counterparts, a packer can easily look disproportionately large and thus lose verisimilitude.

The appearance of this product is beautiful, with realistic sculpted testicles and a veined penis. The model is unfortunately of a circumcised penis. The flesh pink colour is a bit too pink to match most skin tones. I think a touch more towards the purple or brown in the colour spectrum would have looked better.

When wearing this as a packer, the feel when my partner squeezes my “bulge” is very pleasing to him. He says it feels realistic enough that it almost feels as it should start hardening to his touch.

Unfortunately, this toy’s major flaw is not one that we can overlook: its odour. It has a sickly sweet smell that hasn’t diminished at all with a week’s airing and several washings. I think it smells like the bubble-gum flavouring used to mask the taste of children’s medicine. My husband says it smells like the candy cigarettes that they used to sell when he was a child. It’s actively repulsive, and worse – the smell spreads to the skin when the toy is handled.

Neither the product page nor the box tells what the material is made of, other than to say “realistic feel” and “phthalate free”. Care instructions are to wash with soap and water. As stated above, washing does not remove the toy’s smell.

For me, a toy with a strong smell is an absolute turn-off – making this product unusable for us. However, some people are less bothered by odours than others. If you can get past the smell, there is a lot to like about this toy. I really admire the sculpting of the testicles in particular. If you’re at all bothered by smelly toys, please look at the Fleshlight packer instead. It is not as detailed in its design, but the feel is still nice, and it doesn’t have a strong scent.

 

From the Toybox Review: Fleshjack Brent Corrigan Dildo – Pegging Review

 Each Friday, we review a sextoy that’s either sponsored by a manufacturer or retailer, or an item we choose ourselves from Silverdrop’s Toybox.


Fleshjack Boys Brent Corrigan Dildo – Pegging Review

Disclosure: This item was provided free of charge by Sweetfun.co.uk in exchange for a free and honest review, and we accepted it on that basis.

A pinkish-tan realistic silicone dildo modelled from porn star Brent Corrigan

We reviewed the Brent Corrigan dildo a few weeks back as a handheld dildo for use on me. This week, we review how it works out as a pegging dildo, having recently tried it out on SilverHubby.

The Good:

  • 100% silicone
  • SilverHubby: “That’s one fine looking cock!”

 The Bad:

  • Size of balls and girth of shaft will make it difficult to fit in many pegging harnesses
  • The coronal ridge is very pronounced and it can feel uncomfortable on the way out

 The Neutral:

  • Very large
  • Extremely realistic
  • You’re gonna need a lot of lube

Summary:

We managed to get it into the Spareparts Deuce harness, though it was a snug fit. Due to the thick balls, it would not fit in a 3 snap O-ring harness. We don’t own a 4 snap harness yet, but feel it could work in one. (If any manufacturers or retailers would like to send us one for review, please get in touch!) The thickness of the balls means that the heavy shaft does not droop as many strap-on dildos do – so visually this is quite appealing.

I’ve successfully pegged SilverHubby with the Tantus Feeldoe Slim, the O2 Mark, and the Vixskin Goodfella – and we have both enjoyed it. Unfortunately, he wasn’t able to take more than the head of the Brent Corrigan dildo, as it was just too thick for him to take, even though he was very relaxed and well lubed.

The Brent Corrigan dildo is an excellent dildos in so many ways, but I feel like its difficulty with harnesses lets it down when it comes to pegging. SilverHubby agrees and adds that its thickness means it is probably for experienced peggers, although he is hopeful of working up to it someday.

Pegging rating:
4 out of 5 stars
 
Overall rating:
5 out of 5 stars

Where to buy:


From the Toybox Review: Fleshjack Boys Brent Corrigan Dildo (Part 1)

 Each Friday, we review a sextoy that’s either sponsored by a manufacturer or retailer, or an item we choose ourselves from Silverdrop’s Toybox.


Fleshjack Boys Brent Corrigan Dildo

Disclosure: This item was provided free of charge by Sweetfun.co.uk in exchange for a free and honest review, and we accepted it on that basis.

A pinkish-tan coloured realistic dildo with cock and balls made of silicone

 The Good:

  • 100% silicone
  • Plush and flexible texture similar to the real thing
  • Gorgeous and realistic in appearance and feel
  • Fits in the RodeoH harness (barely!)
  • Balls provide a nice grip when using it handheld

 The Bad:

  • Circumcised cock (though we can’t really hold that against Mr Corrigan!)
  • Very pronounced coronal ridge along the glans (the head of the cock) can be slightly uncomfortable
  • Size of balls and girth of shaft will make it difficult to fit in many pegging harnesses

 The Neutral:

  • Very large
  • Extremely realistic

Summary:

The Brent Corrigan dildo is a beautiful representation of a beautiful man’s cock. It’s the largest dildo that we’ve tried yet, and nearly overwhelming in girth. If you aren’t sure you want something large, then by all means, choose one of the more moderately sized dildos on the market. But if you love to feel extremely filled up, you lust after Brent Corrigan, or both, then you can’t go wrong with this amazing Fleshjack dildo. It’s a winner, and definitely makes it onto our Best of the Best list.

5 out of 5 stars

Where to buy:


Details:

Though we have a growing collection of realistic dildos, this is our first dildo that’s modelled from a porn star. We’re not huge consumers of porn, and don’t recognize most porn stars by sight (either of their faces or their body parts), but the main reason we’ve avoided any porn dildos before is the size. Neither of us felt ready for a dildo that size, so we stayed with the more moderate dildos that are available.

Incendiaire’s Reviews has had nothing but good things to say about Fleshjack dildos, which first piqued our interest, and when we saw a video on the Fleshjack site of the Brent Corrigan dildo being made, we were sold. We were struck by how he was laughing during the process, and came across as a real person – and we both thought he had a gorgeous cock.

When the box arrived, courtesy of Sweetfun.co.uk, we were anxious to get it out of the box and get our hands on it. It’s hard to say what is most impressive at first – the look or the feel. It’s not a dual density silicone, but it is similar to that style of dildo in that it has a plushness and give to it, while still being hard enough to be insertable. The appearance is just breathtaking in its detail. Veins, hair follicles, the very prominent corpus spongiosum, the glans, the corona, the meatus – you could teach a sex anatomy lesson using this dildo as a model.

A pair of female hands holding a silicone dildo
Beautiful!

There is a slight tackiness to the surface, so it attracts every bit of lint and pet hair in the room. Be sure and rinse it off in the sink before every use.

We will be using it for pegging in the next few days, but there is a potential problem caused by the size of the balls and the girth of the shaft. This dildo will simply not fit many harnesses. We have the beautiful Cherry Jaguar but, because it is a three-strap harness, we can’t use it. This dildo might fit in the four-strap type, but we don’t currently own one. It does fit in the RodeoH harness (one of our favourites), but the weight of it drags the whole thing down, as you can see from the pictures.

A woman shown from the waist down wearing a RodeoH panty harness and a Brent Corrigan dildo
Look at me! I’m hung like a horse!

Performance:

Short version: Wow!

This was my first time with a porn star and I couldn’t have taken him without loads of lube and warming myself up with my hand, then a smaller dildo first. Once ready, Brent went in with some care, although the girth was almost overwhelming at first. Once I relaxed into it, SilverHubby began thrusting and, well, let’s just say that was “Quite nice.” He reports that he found it very comfortable and easy to hold while thrusting, which is a bonus since he has arthritis in his hands. It’s more challenging for my smaller hand to hold, so this can’t be unequivocally said to be a disability friendly dildo. It depends on the individual.

On other occasion, we had just had anal intercourse when I asked SilverHubby to try using the Brent Corrigan dildo on me while I was stretched out and relaxed. Again, the girth was extreme, but it definitely felt good.

The prominent coronal ridge is very noticeable during withdrawal, during both anal and vaginal sex, as it tends to tug a bit on its way out. It can be borderline uncomfortable if there isn’t enough lube, and has the effect of making the dildo feel even girthier than it is.

Two female hands gripping a pinkish-tan dildo
My two-handed grip still can’t contain it all.

The thick and heavy scrotum has its own set of pros and cons. Turning the dildo so that the balls face upwards allows them to be pressed against the clitoris during thrusting. It also allows the dildo to stand upright if you want to lower yourself onto it (something neither of us are physically able to do, so we can’t test this!) But it does interfere with harness play, as mentioned above.

A man's hand gripping a dildo
Still looking big, and SilverHubby does not have small hands.

Safety:

It’s 100% silicone, which is a non-porous material and completely sterilisable. It is easy to keep clean and safe to share between partners – as we do.

Cleanup:

We use warm soapy water followed by antibacterial toy cleaning solution. If you want to save money, you can make up a 10% bleach solution quite cheaply to use instead of toy cleaner. A 100% silicone toy with no motor can also be sterilised with boiling water or putting in the dishwasher on the ‘sex toys’ cycle (top rack, full heat, no detergent).

Packaging:

The packaging is not subtle. There are pictures of Brent Corrigan on front and back, in one of them he is naked and fully erect. It could be reused for storage, but there’s nothing special about it to make someone keep it.

Conclusion:

We love it! We’ve yet to use it for pegging, but plan to soon and will publish part 2 of this review then. Using it vaginally and anally on me was, to say the very least, one of our more memorable sexual memories. SilverHubby teasing me by licking and sucking on it while I warmed myself up with a smaller dildo was a great visual. Neither of us have any hesitation in awarding this dildo 5 out of 5 stars.

A woman from the waist down wearing a strap-on dildo with a RodeoH harness
Is SilverHubby going to be intimidated by my huge cock?

From the Toybox Review: Aslan Cherry Jaguar Leather Harness

Each Friday, we will choose an item from Silverdrop’s Toybox to review, either sponsored by a manufacturer or retailer, or an item we choose ourselves.


Aslan Cherry Jaguar Leather Harness

Disclosure: Eden Fantasys provided this item at a discount in exchange for an unbiased review, and it was accepted on that basis.

Pros:

  • Beautiful
  • Lovely feel to the leather
  • Makes my ass look GREAT
  • Lifetime guarantee

Cons:

  • Metal parts may tarnish
  • Leather will stretch over time
  • Dildos with balls may not fit
  • Heavier in use than the RodeoH

Summary:

It’s beautiful, sexy, and fits well. It makes me feel smoking hot when I’m wearing a cock for my husband because of how much it drives him wild seeing me in it. It’s awesome for pegging or just for bedroom gender play. I love it. He loves it. With the lifetime guarantee, we’ll be using this for many years to come. However, it doesn’t get five stars due to the possibility of metal parts tarnishing, and the fact that it simply can’t live up to the brilliant (and much less expensive!) RodeoH harness when it comes to comfort and ease of use.

Click through to read the full review or follow the jump for loads of photos.

4 out of 5 stars

product picture
Double strap harness by Aslan Leather
Material: Leather
Safety:

Seriously, this thing is fucking gorgeous!

From the Toybox Review: Tantus Realdoe Slim

Each Friday, we will choose an item from Silverdrop’s Toybox to review, either sponsored by a manufacturer or retailer, or an item we choose ourselves.


Tantus Realdoe Slim

Disclosure: This item was from our own collection, not provided free of charge by anyone else.

A tannish-pink realistic penis shaped silicone dildo with bulb end for wearing vaginally.

Pros:

  • Looks like a real cock
  • 100% silicone
  • Tantus quality
  • Excellent feedback for the partner wearing the Feeldoe during intercourse

Cons:

  • Larger users may find it isn’t long enough
  • Pricey

Summary:
This is a great quality dildo, but at the price, consider carefully whether it will work with the anatomy of you and your partner. We can’t give this a five star rating, but it comes close. If we’re ever skinny again, it may become a firm favourite.

4 out of 5 stars

The Tantus Realdoe Slim is a “strapless strap-on”, that is, a toy that is meant for allowing a woman (or trans man) to penetrate their partner, without having to wear a harness. The smaller bulb is inserted into the vagina and held in place with kegel muscles, giving a very pleasing “girl with a cock” look. The toy is made of silicone with a removable bullet in the base. If your kegels aren’t up to the challenge of trying to hold a toy in place while thrusting, then you can use a harness as well, as long as the harness is open in the middle to allow the bulb to go through.

We wanted this toy for two reasons. First, I’m heavily into gender-play, so having the look of a cock is always good. Secondly, my husband is heavily into being pegged, and he really loved the thought of me getting feedback as I thrust into him.

On paper, this dildo is close to perfect for us. The only thing we regretted was the lack of balls, but after having worn it, it does seem difficult to figure out where the balls would actually fit. (Silicone testicles don’t roll around and retract and such, and so during sex, tend to be there mostly just for the feel of having them slapped against the penetrated partner. So absent the visual, we are able to do without them.) When I wear this dildo, it drives us both crazy with lust, and we both love the way it looks on me. 

Unfortunately, where it lets us down is when it comes to pegging. We do enjoy using it – don’t get us wrong – but what we’d like is a bit more girth and quite a bit more length. The girth, of course, is a personal preference that will change from person to person (and in the same person, will change during their sexual experiences), but the length is simply a matter of “How much length am I able to get into my husband?” Sadly, the answer is “Not very much.”

Here, we have to take some of the blame. We’re both, let us say, somewhat more abundant in body fat than our doctor recommends. However, part of it is because the dildo’s design leaves a portion of the length underneath me rather than poking out in front, making less of it available as insertable length. If the angle were a bit greater, the dildo would stick out in front more. When I am spooning him from behind, I can get no more than 3 or 4 inches of length into him. Standing behind him, I am able to get a bit more, as my belly is less in the way.

Performance wise, the internal bulb is amazing. Obviously, it can’t give me the feel of owning my own cock, but it gives me a sort of spatial awareness of what the dildo is up to in a way that I haven’t had before from a more typical strap-on toy.

The vibrator that comes with this is a standard buzzy little bullet vibe, that can be easily replaced with another standard size vibe if you lose this one or if you find another you like better. I advise putting a few drops of lube inside the bullet hole before inserting the bullet, to make it easier to pull it out later. The vibrations are directly below my vulva, and so I can feel them strongly. My husband reports that he can feel them in the dildo, and that they add another dimension to his enjoyment.

The Realdoe comes in two sizes, and ours is the smaller of the two with an inch less in length and a bit less girth. We wish now we’d gotten the larger one, but probably our next dildo purchase will be a completely different style. It doesn’t seem that an extra inch will make enough difference to be worth the purchase just yet.

4 out of 5 stars



Where to buy:
US readers: Lovehoney US or Eden Fantasys
UK readers: Lovehoney UK or Sextoys.co.uk

UK Sex Map

NSFW pics after the jump

The female blogger Silverdrop, shown nude from waist to knees, wearing a red leather strap-on harness displaying a Tantus Realdoe Slim dildo
Worn with the Aslan Leather Cherry Jaguar
The female blogger Silverdrop, nude and on her back, shown from the waist to upper thighs, wearing a Tantus Realdoe Slim vaginally.
Worn bare.
A plushie Tazmanian Devil toy "wearing" a Tantus Realdoe Slim dildo
Worn by Taz.

From the Toybox: Fleshlight Ice

Each Friday, we will choose an item from Silverdrop’s Toybox to review, either sponsored by a manufacturer or retailer, or an item we choose ourselves.

This week it’s the turn of the new Fleshlight Ice Crystal, which SilverHubby got for Christmas.

SilverHubby was already the pleased owner of a Fleshlight Girls with the Lotus interior texture, but when he saw the Fleshlight Ice, he really wanted to try it. Let’s face it – men are visual creatures, and most of them rather like their own cocks. So for SilverHubby, getting to watch his own cock fucking something seemed like it was going to be a treat, particularly if the Fleshlight Ice Crystal feels as good to him as the Fleshlight Girls Lotus.

About the Fleshlight
Fleshlight is an excellent masturbator for men, made of a soft interior sleeve held inside an outer casing. It comes in many variations, which I’ll briefly go over here.

  • The first choice is size. There is the standard Fleshlight, which is the full size version that doesn’t really look like a flashlight, unless you’re kind of squinting or something. The Fleshlight Flight is a bit smaller, and sleeker. It doesn’t look like anything in particular. The Sex in a Can is smaller and disguised to look like a can of beer or pop, and the Fleshlight Blade comes in a squeezable plastic case, to allow the user to apply pressure. We’ve only tried the two full size versions, so the rest of this list will only apply to those.
  • The most superficial choice is whether you want the mouth, vulva, or ass opening at the top. I can’t imagine this makes any difference to the feel, so it seems basically cosmetic. The “Fleshlight Girls”  and “Fleshjack Boys” series actually mold the mouths, asses, and vulva of porn stars. There’s also a “Stealth” version that has a simple hole. It looks like a fuckable donut. I’ve read a lot of Fleshlight reviews, and nobody seems to have ever said that using one opening feels different than another.
  • The choice that’s relevant here is the colour. Most Fleshlights come in a bubblegum pink colour. The Fleshlight Girls and Boys series use skin tones. Whether pink or tan or pale, these all feel pretty much the same. There’s an Alien Fleshlight that comes in bright blue. I haven’t seen one of these in person, so can’t comment on their feel. And finally the Fleshlight Ice, which is clear. And sticky.
  • The final choice is the internal texture. The Fleshlight Ice comes in only one texture currently, which is called Crystal. The other Fleshlights come in quite a few variations, and I imagine in time, we’ll collect more of them, to allow for more variety.
The internal Crystal texture of the Fleshlight Ice

Use
It’s easy to use – unscrew the cap, lube it up, insert lubed cock, and go. That being said, it does need lots of water based lube. You also need to lube the outside of the entrance to stop it sticking to your skin during thrusting. The standard Fleshlight still needs plenty of lube on the inside, but not the exterior lubrication.

The screw cap at the bottom adjusts the pressure. The tighter you screw up the cap, the more the insert will cling to your cock, and vice versa.

SilverHubby has a larger than average cock and found it a snug but comfortable fit.  It expands to accommodate larger girthed cocks, and takes long lengths as well, unlike many hand held pussy strokers. Smaller cocks might need less lube.  Porn star sized cocks might not fit at all. Shame we don’t have any porn star replica dildos to try it out with!

He has only used it so far as a stroker, moving the toy along his cock, rather than having it held in place and thrusted into. He reports that it mimics the ring of muscles around the entrance to a vagina, and feels more like a vagina than an ass. He likes the Lotus texture of Fleshlight girls better, but the visual of the Fleshlight Ice better, especially when used with me present as the shared fun of watching heightens the whole experience for us.

The Ice with an O2 Cush inserted
Next to an O2 Cush for size comparison

It is colder to the touch than the standard Fleshlight finish i.e. the standard Fleshlight is warmer at room temperature. This doesn’t bother SilverHubby, but some users will definitely want to run it under the hot tap before use.

SilverHubby says that if he was using it alone, he would use prefer to use his Fleshlight girls with the Lotus texture rather than the Ice, as he finds the physical sensations more intense. But if I’m there to respond to the visual of the Ice, he’ll go for that one.

Packaging
It’s adequate but very unsubtle. It’s a simple cardboard box. The tin the older Fleshlights come in is gone – perhaps it has been discontinued. I don’t mind, as the Fleshlight casing is sturdy enough that the tin was overkill. And a large cylindrical tin? Not terribly useful for storage, particularly when it has silhouettes of naked women on it.

Cleaning
In some ways it’s easy to clean up, since you can simply screw up the bottom pressure control thingie and then set it upright until you can take it to the sink. No ejaculate or lube will leak out. Once at the sink, take it apart and run water only through it. Only use Fleshlight Wash or toy safe cleaner with it rather than hand soap or washing up liquid. Make sure the insert is completely dry before putting it back in the outer case. It’s the hassle of drying that makes this toy not at all discreet if you have family or housemates that might see your toys lying out to air dry.

Getting the insert back in is a real pain in the nether regions though, as the material is so sticky that it sticks to your skin, the tube, and itself enthusiastically, making it really hard to put back together. You can apply a bit of corn flour to the insert to remove the stickiness, but that will affect the transparency. We find it’s better to just ignore it, as with enough lube the stickiness isn’t really noticeable in use.

Disability issues
Like the other standard Fleshlights, the Ice is bulky and heavy enough that it can be difficult for people with low arm strength to hold for thrusting or move for stroking. It isn’t a matter of simply using the wrist the way a man might when wanking – you have to get your whole arm involved. So in this case, it’s a bit of a minus.

However, this can be an excellent accommodation for disabled people when the receiving partner is not able to be as active as before. Perhaps full intercourse is not always available, but holding one another while one partner uses the Fleshlight is a way to stay connected sexually.

This is not a small toy.
Pros
  • Erotic visual
  • Physical sensations are pretty intense
  • Easy to use
  • Easy to store
Cons
  • Extreme stickiness – the texture is similar to a jelly baby!

Summary
SilverHubby likes it a lot, and we would give it a 5 star rating if it weren’t for the stickiness. It was sticky out of the box, and only gets worse after use. Corn flour helps, but only to a point, and if you use too much, it blocks the view. But it feels good to use, it makes him come, and the view is great.

4 out of 5 stars

Where to buy:

US readers: Eden Fantasys or Lovehoney.com

UK readers: Lovehoney.co.uk or Sextoys.co.uk

Free UK delivery on Fleshlights

Disclosure: This item was from our own collection, not provided free of charge by anyone else.

From the Toybox: Spartacus Large Realistic Glass Dildo

Each Friday, we will choose an item from Silverdrop’s Toybox to review, either sponsored by a manufacturer or retailer, or an item we choose ourselves.

Spartacus Large Realistic
Glass Dildo

Pros
It is an absolutely, mind-bogglingly beautiful piece of erotic art
Wonderful for foreplay and teasing

Cons
Way too big for insertion
No storage pouch

Bottom Line
A triumph of form over function. It’s a gorgeous work of art, but simply too big.

The Spartacus Large Realistic Glass Dildo is a stunningly beautiful object. If it were thinner, it would be getting a perfect review. We put it under our Christmas tree and loved the reflections and internal refractions of the tree lights only added to its visual appeal. Since my husband is bi, we’re both fans of cocks, and we adore this simply as an ornament.


Glass dildos are usually abstract. This one is a stylized realistic cock and balls, and it is elegantly made. The head is strongly sculpted. The shaft includes quite a few veins. Perhaps more than would be realistic, but add to the beauty of the whole. The balls are very simply designed, with no definition other than a dip in the scrotum between the two balls. The base makes it stable enough to stand upright on its balls.

However. We also wanted to be able to use it as an insertion toy. And when it comes to that, it’s just Too. Damn. Big. Glass is unyielding, and so the 5.5″ circumference is going to feel a lot bigger than the same size in flesh or silicone. When the dildo doesn’t give, all the give has to be in the recipient. And unfortunately, though we have 5 orifices between us, we experienced very little success in insertion. Neither of us could get it into our mouth. I could not get it inserted into my vagina. With anal play, we did a bit better. My husband was able to accept most of the head, and hopes to receive the entire head eventually. But due to the natural curvature of the rectum, he does not intend to try anything further than that. I also had a little bit of anal success, but I am not a size queen. I don’t want to force anything in just for the sake of saying ‘I did it’.

You would think that with the insertion failure that we’d be disappointed in this toy, but it’s simply so beautiful that we can’t keep our hands off of it. We often use it as part of foreplay – teasing with it to get the other’s attention, or running the shaft along one another’s bodies. Sometimes, one of us will say to the other, “I’ll get the Spartacus!” as a tease or a warning.

As a glass toy, this can be used with any lube and sterilized in the dishwasher or in boiling water. It can be used for temperature play, though this is not really anything we bother with. It is certainly safe for anal play, with the balls providing an adequate flange, though I highly doubt there are many people who would get to the point where that would be the last fail-safe between them and an ER visit.

The dildo comes well secured in a hexagonal tube, but it is not really reusable for storage. Unfortunately, it does not come with any sort of storage pouch. If we weren’t keeping it on display in our bedroom we would worry about it getting scratched or chipped in the toy drawer.

4 out of 5 stars
Live a Sexier Live


Disclosure: This item was provided free of charge by Lovehoney in exchange for a free and honest review, and we accepted it on that basis.

Review: RodeoH harness

Summary:
The RodeoH harness is a comfortable, stylish, and easy to wear harness shaped like a pair of briefs. You can wear it under your clothes, with or without a packing dildo, or pull it on spur of the moment when you decide you want to be wearing a dick. The cons that it has all stem from it not being an actual harness. It’s something new in the field of dildo-wearing-devices, and it performs beautifully.

Pros:
Comfortable
Stylish
Easy to use
Can wear under clothing
Could be used for packing

Cons:
Dildo size is limited
Vulva and anus of the wearer are covered
Can’t adjust size

Click here to read the full review

Verdict: 5 out of 5 stars
product picture
Panty harness by RodeoH
Material: Cotton / Spandex

Review: Goodfella dildo by Vixen Creations

Summary:
When I’m ready for gender-fuck harness play, the Goodfella dildo by Vixen Creations is the cock I wear that I think of as mine. I love to play with it, to jerk myself off, to see my boyfriend sucking it off, and I really love pegging him with it. The balls give that extra verisimilitude that my previous harness dildo lacked, and because they are pressed against my clit during vigorous activity, I get extra stimulation as well. It doesn’t feel like a toy. It feels like my missing dick finally turned up. I love it.
Pros:
3D balls

Moderately sized
Dual density silicone

Cons:

Might be too small for some

Verdict: 5 out of 5 stars

 

product picture
$109.99Goodfella
Realistic dildo by Vixen Creations
Material: VixSkin
Safety:

Review: Mr Right Packing Strap (42")

product picture
Packing strap by Aslan Leather
Material: Leather / Spandex
Safety:

Summary:
I’m bedroom genderqueer, not trans, so take my experience with a grain of salt. This is a convenient and easy strap for displaying a packer dildo in the bedroom to give an almost-naked look. As a full-time packer strap, I can’t recommend it. Anything worn at the crotch should be washable. Also, it doesn’t feel to me like it would stay in place well enough for full-time use. If you want this for the bedroom, I highly recommend it. For full time packing, look elsewhere.

Pros:
Perfect fit for Mr Right
Easy to wear
Almost-nude look

Cons:
Doesn’t hold Mr Limpy very well
The crotch is a silly place for leather
Not sturdy

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Verdict: 4 out of 5 stars

It fits great with the Mr Right packing dildo.

Take away the knickers, and I love this look!
Mr Limpy Small does not fit as well in this strap.
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