1. To spice things up in the bedroom, how adventurous are you willing to be? (select one)
a. I have never role-played before and will need a lot of instruction.
b. I have tested the waters, but never acted out anything scripted.
c. I have got my feet wet and want more!
d. Dive in head first – nothing is too deep.
Silverdrop (SD): Too deep? I’m in the bottom of the Mariana Trench here.
SilverHubby (SH): D-ish. We have roleplayed many of our fantasies, some of them multiple times. There may be some more to explore yet, but right now, we’re starting to work out which of them might be doable in reality.
SD: Hey, SH, want to roleplay as deep sea divers?
SH: No thank you. I’m not into rubber. And anyway, after what we did this weekend, there’s only one place I’m going diving, and I won’t even get hairs in my teeth anymore!
2. What scenario peaks your interest most? Why?
a. Romantic and sensual
b. Playful and fun
c. Kinky! I want it all.
Silverdrop (SD): You’re mean, and I refuse to make a choice! How horrible!
SilverHubby (SH): Choose? I’m supposed to choose? We’ve done all three frequently, often at the same time! To quote a Queen song: “I want it all, I want it now.” And to drift away from the Queen lyrics, I shall be wanting more tomorrow.
3. Which of these is closest to your ideal setting for a fantasy?
a. A brothel
b. A dungeon
c. A bedroom
d. A prison cell
Silverdrop (SD): You left out
e.The corporate boardroom
f.The fetish party
j.The locker room full of hot sweaty men showering each other off and then one of them drops to his knees and begins servicing the others… *gets out vibe*
SilverHubby (SH): SD, you’re a slut. And that’s one of the main reasons I love you.
Hmm, let’s see….
a. Never fancied the brothel scenario because the reality of how sex workers are treated would keep intruding on the fantasy for me.
b. If we’re ever able to build our dream home, it will have a fully equipped dungeon. Does that answer that part of the question?
c. We have played out many of our fantasys in most of the rooms of our various homes and the great outdoors, but we do keep coming back to the bedroom. Perhaps that’s a factor of age.
d. As for the prison cell, the one of us that doesn’t come equipped with a biological penis really really likes that one. So we do that a lot.
We’re just sluts.
4. Which of the following toys would be prominently featured in your fantasy? (select one)
a. Feathers and whipped cream
b. Handcuffs, panty hose, and a necktie
c. Whips and chains
d. Ice cubes and a cold beer
Silverdrop (SD): Feathers belong in pillows. Whipped cream belongs on food, not sex partners. Panty hose and neckties are unfortunate necessities for work life, but not particularly sexy. Ice cubes are for drinks, and neither of us cares for beer. That leaves C as our only choice. Nice and easy one, this!
SilverHubby (SH): I’m a top and a Dom, so whips and chains. (And another list of equipment that’s way too long to fit here.)
5. It is time to take your sexy self to fantasy island, which fantasy will you bring to life to rock your lover’s world?
a. The Sassy Sexy Jersey Whore
Gaudy, Flashy, Showy…totally Jersey!
Silverdrop (SD): I could never pull this one off.
SilverHubby (SH): Who? What? When? Where? Why? How? Whatever is a Jersey Whore?
SD: I think it’s the American version of the kind of Essex girl who will do anything to get on Big Brother.
SH: Oh. She might get on big brother, but she’s not getting on my Fantasy Island!
b. Kinky Cook
It’s all about the spice! Heating things up in the kitchen.
Silverdrop (SD): Michel Roux Jr. He doesn’t even have to do anything. Just his smile is enough to make me swoon.
SilverHubby (SH): I love to cook, and I’m pretty good at it. So transport Nigella to my Fantasy Island kitchen, and we’ll see if we can create some magic there together.
c. Naughty Maid
Your feather duster will tickle more than just the dust on the shelves.
Silverdrop (SD): Yes, Sir, do you require your bed to be turned?
SilverHubby (SH): We’ve done naughty girl many times. Does that count? And I can tell you this – it wasn’t my feather duster I was using to tickle her fancy.
d. Doctor Love
Saving lives and breaking hearts but not before you administer a head-to-toe physical examination.
Silverdrop (SD): No. When you’ve had enough medical procedures done in real life, they sort of lose any of the mystery necessary for eroticism.
SilverHubby (SH): Too much medical crap going on with disabilities to find that sort of scene erotic. However, when I have sex with someone, I like to enjoy every part of their body from head to toe. Does that count?
e. Frisky Fireman
A hose so long you can put out several of the hottest fires and leave a smoldering heap as proof of a job well done.
Silverdrop (SD): Have a shower first, eh mate? You kind of reek of sweat and smoke and stuff.
SilverHubby (SH): If a hunky fireman gets his hose out around me, he’ll be in a crumpled heap by the time I finish sucking him dry.
Bonus: Tell us about your craziest or wildest role-playing adventure.
Silverdrop (SD): I was playing the ranger with a ring of fire resistance, so I’d go charging into the kobolds while the other members of the party threw flasks of burning oil at me… oh wait, is that not the kind of role-playing adventure you meant?
SilverHubby (SH): When my beloved and gender-queer SD dressed up as a young man and we went out shopping together, flirting all the way. How we survived the drive home, practically blind with lust, before I took “his” ass, I will never know. And SD, you’re a silly sausage.